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Welcome, it is 01:25:36 AM CDT on Thursday, August 21, 2008.
To The Moon and Back: Blog/Site News
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Sunday, July 13 2008 @ 1:17 AM
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Anyone else out there love torrents. I know I do
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Friday, July 11 2008 @ 4:39 PM
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Well, it is a hot one out there and do I love air conditioning. Oh ya.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Tuesday, June 3 2008 @ 11:16 AM
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Well, if you are wondering why the site is messed up and there is no history beyond may of 08 until 2006 is because my site was hacked and I being dumb ass did not have the news data files backed up, what you going to do.
UPDATE: I was able to revive March 2008 as well.
I hope you had fun hackers, guess you are feeling all 1337 and such. I do not understand why someone would waste their time destroying something someone else made. I guess if you can not create you destroy. It is kind of sad. I feel sorry for you. Hope you find something better to do with your life and I forgive you.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, May 21 2008 @ 11:06 AM
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Well, tonight is the American Idol Final Results show. I did not care about either Davids' performances so I do not care too much. I would prefer David Cook win because I like him more.
Anyway, this is the time when shows are ending their seasons, shows are canceled and shows are renewed. Well, for some bad news, Aliens in America, Men in Trees and Moonlight have been canceled and this pains me because all three are great shows and I really liked them.
Now some season finals have also played out. I liked Desperate Housewives season final and the fast forward to 5 years later and think it will help the show come this fall. I did not like Bones season final. It was sad cop out and I think the writers did not know what to do because of the writers strike and they fouled it up big time with the horrible season ending. It almost makes me want to stop watching the show because Zack was one of my favorite characters. It is such an insult to his character to bring him down like they did. It did not make sense, pure and simple. I just can not fathom him doing what they are saying he did. I liked Brother & Sisters Season Final and am ok with a Justin & Rebecca relationship. House had a great 2 part season final. It was done creatively, it was funny, and it tore at your heart strings with the death of cut throat bitch. It struck such a chord because it was well done; it worked within the confines of the show. It was not some out there situation, it was grounded within the premise of the show and characters and actions they would carry out and that it was what makes it so genuine. Great Season Ender!
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Friday, May 16 2008 @ 11:06 AM
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So most the band is getting together tonight to rock out on some Rock band. Should be pretty fun. Becky is back from China and just in time to miss the earthquake that rocked the country. I am glad she got back safely since it feels like she was gone a lot longer than she was. I also got Grand Theft Auto IV and it is pretty good. I have not had a ton of time to get really deep into yet, but working on it.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Sunday, March 30 2008 @ 2:13 PM
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I did not do extensive testing on the down-ness of this site. But every time I checked the site it still appeared to be up. So I am going to assume the server upgrade went well and quickly. If you did encounter the site unreachable, well hopefully it will be quicker now.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Saturday, March 29 2008 @ 4:06 AM
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Well, I bought a new HDTV and I got a Phillips 47" 1080P LCD HDTV with Ambilight 2. The model number is 47PFL7432D/37. I have been checking them out for a while and I mentioned it before. But this past Friday I went to go look at them with my brother and I just really thought it looked good and I know they only had one in stock and the model is discontinued because they are about to release their newest models. I know that some are thinking to themselves why didn't you wait for the newest model well, it is also greatly out of my price range. This HDTV is normally 1,999 and I got it for 1,499 and I thought it held up well to the others in the store and now that I got it at home am quite pleased with it.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Friday, March 28 2008 @ 4:25 PM
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My web hosting company is moving their server midnight Friday/Saturday morning and so this site will be down anywhere from 24-48 hours. So see you at the latest Sunday morning.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, March 26 2008 @ 1:03 AM
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I having mulling over buying a new HDTV when my 2007 tax return comes back. The thing is I have other things I should use this money for, but I do not want to. I am arguing this with myself with good reasons on both sides. One main one is I am pretty certain my current TV is starting to die. It has given multiple signs from red lines, which I looked up on the net and based on other owners of this TV is a bad omen and lately a weird discoloration has been appearing on the right side. It would also be so cool to have a 1080p HDTV and on the other hand I could use the money responsibly. Another reason I bring this up is that I have researching HDTVs on the net and I am just not sure what I would even get. I am leaning towards a new Samsung 1080p HDTV that just came out in February, it looks pretty good with features I want. Dilemma, dilemma.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, March 19 2008 @ 1:43 PM
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Well, I am currently waiting on my fourth Xbox 360. Yea!?! My bro, wonderfully let me borrow his again. I say again because he did so the last time my threw craps. It dies this past December and I got it back right before Christmas, which I do not have to spell out how inconvenient that was but I did get it back in time for Christmas. The thing was it was now having other problems, disc read errors. Great. I tried to ignore this fact, but it was getting super annoying. Finally, after almost losing a game save I called back and started the process all over again. Right now this is the longest it has ever been in Microsoft's hands for repair. In the past it had been Red Ring of Death so they just send another out as soon as they verify the this is the issue, but since I did not have that they are actually repairing the one I sent them.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Monday, March 17 2008 @ 12:55 AM
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Happy Patrick's Day!
I love this day if only for the corn beef, but because it is just a fun, laid back celebration day. You got to love that.
One dilemma presents itself each year in my family, what cut of corn beef is the one that tastes good. I say tastes "good", but what I mean is which has the most fat. So I am posting my own info here for everyone else to also know. There are two main cuts of traditional corn beef. Point cut and flat cut. The most popular is flat cut most likely because it has the lower amount of fat. It is generally a more rectangle in shape. The point cut is high fat count and is generally more roundish in shape with one side thinner as if a point. Point cut meat does cook away more and more will be discarded because of the higher fat count. But my family likes to cook point and flat together to lend some of that extra "goodness" to the leaner meat.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Thursday, January 10 2008 @ 2:40 PM
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Just kind of thinking of playing Rock band right now. That is a great game. I liked the Guitar Hero series but I love Rock Band, the game is so much deeper with vocals, drums, guitar and bass. It is a blast to play with your friends. You can check out our band's page, The Electric Dress here.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Monday, January 7 2008 @ 4:29 PM
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Well, another year bites the dust. Great, I guess. Anyway, I might be working in a new way to do the main part of this site using another program than the coranto I am using now. Maybe wordpress, who knows. Later folks. Welcome to the new year.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, May 10 2006 @ 5:54 PM
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This is the week of E3. All kinds of cool video game stuff is being announced and clips and trailers are spreading out like wildfire. This is fun stuff. I have been reading news stories during the day and then I watch the recap on G4 TV at night. Fun Stuff. Go Halo 3!!!
Anyway, I am still figuring out how to use coranto and still trying to decide how I want this site to look in general and further how coranto will output it. So I am milling around.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Friday, May 5 2006 @ 5:26 PM
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Well, it looks like To The Moon and Back has its first viable look at a future. I have been to the precipice and stood on the edge and survived. I looked new things in eye and than spat in that same eye. Problem was it was a mirror, but that is just a Windex fix away.
I have finally installed a news posting service so this means that I can add a post at a drop of a hat. This beats what I use to have to do, let just say idiot and move on.
Now the final look of these posts will probably change, since I have to deicide what style I want and colors and all that stuff.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Friday, May 5 2006 @ 4:51 PM
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Well, well, I am actually trying to make this website come into the more usable, updateable fashion. This is mainly a test post to see it is working and all that jazz.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Thursday, April 6 2006 @ 12:00 AM
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Well, it is Joe. Contrary to the life of this website, I am alive and well. A lot has changed since '02 when I last updated. I am making no promises on future updates. I plan to try and have an update here at least every one to two months. The problem is I have said that before. So no promises.
I have updated a few things here and there along the way. So I might just try these days to get things not working back in working order. I just added my Xbox 360 gamer card to the site on the right hand side. So you other Xbox Live gamers hit me up and will get our game on.
I just celebrated my and my brothers' birthday, 3rd and the 5th. I am twenty-eight now and I have my own house. I moved into said house three years ago this coming August. I also have a little black kitty. Her name is Hatchan, but she has many nick names, such as ha-ha, hatchie, ba-ba, hatchie cat, hactchana, etc. I got her in March of '04 from an adoption event. She was 6 months old and came from the APA. I celebrate her birthday on October 1 because it is close to Halloween and she is a black cat and that is close to when she was born(closer to late September).
I am still employed at my Dad's business working with group health insurance. I have been enjoying my Xbox 360 a whole lot. You just got to love that Xbox Live Arcade; it is way better than the original version on the Xbox.. Also a big fan of Halo 2. I am also collecting Xbox 360 face plates. I have gotten a hold of the E3 2005 plate, Call of Duty 2, Quake 4, The Outfit, the 3 Japanese plates, 2005 Launch Team plate, PGR 3 plate. I am looking to get the one pictured below, which is the Korean Launch plate. I would also like to get the new Japanese FIFA plate, Developers plate, X05 plate.
Well, I am keeping it short. Maybe that is what will keep me doing this; keeping it all short. As always, if anyone is interested in helping write or make some content for this site please e-mail me @
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Thursday, May 16 2002 @ 12:00 AM
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Life according to Joe. I apologize for the long break and updates to the site. I have been tied up in other things. I thank those of you that still traversed the site despite my absence and messed up links. During that time off, the server that my webpage hosted from changed servers and I never noticed that it was having issues and no informed me either.
One might ask why is this all happening? Why does this lazy bastard who has not updated the website in almost four months just thinks that all can be forgiven. All I can say is thanks for the support.
Well, a lot has happened in the time that has elapsed since the end of January. First off was my dad's birthday on the ninth of Feb, and then my birthday on April 3rd and my brother's birthday on April 5th. 3/4 my family has aged since the last post. That does make it seem like forever. By-the-way, Las Vegas was a blast. It was the best time I have ever had there. I did get to go and experience the Star Trek Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton and it was fun. Took part in some gambling and did some winning and some losing. Saw two shows, Cir de Sol O and EFX Alive. "O" was amazing and i recommend it to anyone.
Otherwise life and time has been moving on. Not a whole lot to tell you about me at this current time. I am stil working at my dad's office and things are well. If anyone is interested in helping write or make some content for this site please e-mail me @
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Jokes
More "R" Rated Funnies
Little Jimmy came home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says, "Tell me what's the matter little Jimmy."
He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand.She asks him what are they. He says "well, pussy and bitch."
She says, "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning."
Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?"
Little Jimmy tells him... "the two words are pussy and bitch".
Jimmy's dad says, "OK," and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle is pussy."
"OK, dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son," he says, "everything outside that circle."
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IF DR. SEUSS EXPLAINED COMPUTERS:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot it and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, your system's gonna hang.
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
when you have to flash your memory and try to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call your mom.
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The Truth About Men
A frank discussion with answers to commonly asked questions about men...
* Why are men such jerks?
It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're not jerks, just misunderstood.
* Why do men always touch themselves, especially in public?
We occasionally need to adjust our little friend and make him happy. It's much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.
* Why do men always say such stupid things?
We like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.
* Why are men so uncommunicative?
You'd learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.
* Why do men have to act like such retards?
Well, we don't actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It's the old fashioned pride in a job well done that's missing in so much of the world nowadays.
* Why can't men just share their feelings?
Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we're experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.
* Why can't men cuddle more?
Please... How many hours do you think there are in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the heck (besides women) can endure lying around for hours on end? We men... Men hunters... Need go roam... Starve in cave... Must go find wildebeest... Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.
* How can men sit on their asses all day without moving?
Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The figgidy types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers, lions, etc.. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.
* Why can't men just say "I love you?"
Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It's not easy to admit to one's own character faults.
* Why do men say "I love you" when they hardly know me?
Ho, Ho, Ho... Aren't you special? Well, some men think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.
* What does it mean when men say "I Love You?"
1 Please sleep with me.
2 I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did.
3 I forgot to get you a gift; this will have to do.
4 Huh? I'm sorry; I wasn't listening.
5 What did I forget? This should buy me a little time.
6 Stop nagging me.
7 What do I have to do to get a beer around here?
* Why doesn't my partner ever answer me?
We just simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.
* Why won't men ever pick up after themselves?
Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up.
* What's with all the belching and farting?
This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.
* Why do men hate shopping?
It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? err... Buying?
* Why can't men ever leave the toilet seat down?
Have you ever seen one of us pee? The proper position of the toilet seat is up. Mathematically speaking, the proper position of the toilet seat is a function of the time spent peeing over the time spent sitting. The closer that ratio approaches one, the truer the proposition. Besides, it's actually a courtesy that we lift the seat. Why would we care if we pee all over the seat. You're the ones that have to sit on it. You should appreciate the fact that we actually lift the darn thing. We aim to please.
* Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive?
Are you kidding? Even leaving the physical aside, blonde bimbos are generally much easier to get along (alone) with. They like having fun and doing exciting things. They don't walk around with the weight of the world on their shoulders. They don't ever give us a hard time for being a dumb male; and plus they laugh at most of our jokes (even the ones they don't get). What more could any male ask for?
* Why do men act like they own the remote control?
What do you mean act? We do; possession is nine-tenths of the law. Besides, it is an awesome responsibility not to be entrusted to just anyone. I believe the only fair way to decide who gets the remote control is to arm wrestle for it.
* Why can't men stay on a single channel for more than two seconds?
Are you kidding? What if there is something good on the next channel? We could miss it if we stay on one channel for too long. (See also: Why do men fear commitment?)
* Why do men fear commitment?
Don't be so surprised. Yes; most of us do know what 'commitment' means and can spell it correctly. It's like an automobile. No matter how good you think this year's model is, they're always coming out with newer, faster, better, sleeker, and sexier models. We simply cannot be expected to purchase the first one we see. We must browse around a bit and test drive a few. Who wants to end up with a lemon? At least with a car, there's a slight chance of it eventually becoming a classic. It simply makes much more sense to lease and upgrade to the younger... err... I mean newer models every coupleof years. Some of them come with fun extras like dual air bags.
* What does it mean when men say, "I'm just not ready for a relationship right now" or "I don't want a girl friend?"
It means that we like you enough to sleep with you, but not enough so that we want to see you repeatedly.
* What does it mean when men say, "Can we just be friends?"
Generally, it means that the recipient of said comment is physically repulsive enough that no beer goggles may be thick enough to provide adequate protection.
* Do all men really masturbate?
Yes. It is genetically inherited behavior. It's been passed on from our most primal forefathers, and it'll be passed on to our sons.
* Why do men generally have greater upper body strength?
Several factors are at work, namely evolution, heredity, nutrition, and environment. (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)
* Why do men generally have better hand-eye or spatial coordinate motor coordination?
It is like with all things. Practice... Practice...Practice... (See also: Do all men really masturbate?)
* Why are men so obsessed with beautiful women?
As opposed to what? Really ugly women? Face it, if men were obsessed with ugly women, there would be just as much bitching about why men are so obsessed with ugly women. No matter how you set this up, some people are always going to be left out. I don't see anyone screaming about equal treatment for the stupid people either.
* Why do men like younger women?
Well, let's see. Besides the fact that they like older men, they're easily impressed, they're also perky, energetic, and come with very little baggage. And gravity has less prevail over their bodies.
* Why do men only have one thing on their minds?
While technically correct, this statement is not strictly true. We may only be able to entertain one idea at a time, but we do think of lots of other things besides sex, such as sports and beer. We also get hungry quite often.
* How can men possibly find that other woman attractive (i.e. whatever do you see in that fat pig)?
Even if you happen to be Cindy Crawford, once we get the idea that you are ours, other women suddenly become much more attractive and you lose a few attractiveness points. I'm a bit puzzled by this one myself. I think evolution is to blame. We men are just innocent bystanders in the war of the selfish genes. You should love us despite our inherent weakness.
* Why are men such dogs?
How can you say such a horrible thing? Dogs are faithful... loyal...affectionate... and obedient... You owe dogs an apology!
Funny Quote
"A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer."
~Murphy's Law
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, September 26 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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What is to come?
Go give your support for the president at Support your nation
Should they rebuild the WTC? Share your opinion at Rebuild it or not
OK, we have been remembering. We have been honoring. We have donated money. We have shed tears. I think we have done a good service to the memories of those lost and the heroes that came forth to help. This will be the last update to this site that will focus on memorials of those tragic events, but talk of war is open game. I have been taking my time to get this out to you and I apologize. I had hoped to get this done last week, but I got distracted and got busy.
Now on to something that is pissing me off. This goes out to all those anti-war people who are starting to pop up all over America. You all are pissing me off. I have been listening to Art Bell on Coast to Coast every night and they talk to about what is next. He gets flooded and flooded with letters and e-mails that attack him for saying America should goto war or for calling this war. What next is war, people. Where did this get lost? How easy American pride seems to falter when "war" is mentioned. The peace we have had came at the price of war. Our freedom came at the price of war. Peace has come as the result of war, that is our history. We as a country through elected officials have decided that this is our response to the attack. This is what we need to do to preserve our peace, to restore our freedom. I do not understand how some of you can say stuff like; "Well, maybe we should just forget about the attacks on America. We remember the tragedy, but America should shrug it off." or "America got what it deserved. They have supported terrorists before when we called them "freedom fighters" in other countries or performed their own terrorist acts against other countries and we call them necessary military actions."
These people are called cowards. That is my statement. You can quote me. Take a picture. Put it in stone. I do not care. This is America and when our nation needs to be defended, we defended it. We stand up to the "evil" and these events call for America to act. Not only act, but show the world that if this happens again that the "evil" will not be around long enough to enjoy it. I am not calling for America to kill innocent people. That is wrong, but civilian casualties happen and are very hard to avoid. Military action is tricky. You never quite know where things are going to go once you start a war. I fear this, but you try to calculate the risk and realize that we are in just as much risk going to war, than not going to war. I am willing to take that risk when the "evil" sees the only solution to "problem America" is to kill it. It turns into a destroy them first or be destroyed. When you register to vote you also register for the army. Do we know what that means any more? It means that we defend our country. It seems that the attitude of the populous has gotten scared to fight and have been living in the lap of plenty and it has softened us. If we back down to this, it shows the world that acts against America will go unpunished. Justice will fail. But America can hand out lollipops to the world and preach peace. But then our enemies will see our weakness, see the opportunity to end us and do so. I mean come on, when you see you enemy just taking the blows and not lighting back, what do you do? You keep punching.
Support your nation. Support your army. Support your president. Think for yourself and do not listen to the "TV" god. This is the time to make a stand. I feel sorry for those of you that think this is all over. I still think that America has a high chance of another attack or multiple attacks. We do not know what to expect. Nuclear attack, chemical or biological, who knows? All around the world you hear about thwarted terrorist plans, to do all kinds of things terrible acts as bombing more embassies to assassinating the president and other world readers. Does that sound like this is over? Does that sound like an enemy? Like something "evil"? I think so. Do you know that we do not have protection to any of these horrific events if they were to happen. It would kill hundreds of thousands, even millions of us and we currently could not stop this. We have an extrememly small abount of vaccines to protect us and it would take years to have enough for the whole populous. It is sad, truly sad, but America is not ready for this threat. For Anthrax? For Smallpox? For Bubonic plague? No. That is why we must try to stop this before it happens. To try and play catch up because America has gotten lax in its military and intelligence. America has been reactive instead of proactive and I think we might see some changes to that. I am sorry it had such a cost attached but the future cost could be ungodly high.
Support your economy. Buy American. Buy the Xbox and not the Gamecube or Playstation 2. Our economy needs the money and our skies need to be filled with planes again. People fly. Planes are safe. And show your pride for your country. I am proud to be an American.
I have added more songs to downloads. If you have any not listed e-mail them to leejs@tothemoonandback.org.
Some Comedy to all the Scare
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Sunday, September 16 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Operation Noble Eagle
America mourns. We miss the people we lost, our sense of security and our normal way of life. America might not be able to undo the tragedy that took these good people but we can regain our security and redefine our way of life. The world has shown a lot of support for America and it is amazing the warmness that comes from all these souls united.
This is for the Heroes that came forth from the tragedy
These firemen show us the embodiment of the American people to stand united and strong as one nation.
America: The Good Neighbor
Widespread but only partial news coverage was given... to a remarkable editorial broadcast from Toronto by Gordon Sinclair, a Canadian television commentator. What follows is the text of his remarks as printed in the Congressional Record:
"This Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the least appreciated people on all the earth.
Germany, Japan and, to a lesser extent, Britain and Italy [and many other nations] were lifted out of the debris of war by the Americans who poured in billions of dollars and forgave other billions in debts. None of these countries is today paying even the interest on its remaining debts to the United States.
When France was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up, and their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. I was there. I saw it. When earthquakes hit distant cities, it is the United States that hurries in to help. This spring, 59 American communities were flattened by tornadoes. Nobody helped.
The Marshall Plan and the Truman Policy pumped billions of dollars into discouraged countries. Now newspapers in those countries are writing about the decadent, war-mongering Americans. I'd like to see just one of those countries that is gloating over the erosion of the United States dollar build its own airplane. Does any other country in the world have a plane to equal the Boeing Jumbo Jet, the Lockheed Tri-Star, or the Douglas DC-10? If so, why don't they fly them? Why do all the International lines except Russia fly American planes?
Why does no other land on earth even consider putting a man or woman on the moon? You talk about Japanese technocracy, and you get radios. You talk about German technocracy, and you get automobiles. You talk about American technocracy, and you find men on the moon - not once, but several times - and safely home again.
You talk about scandals, and the Americans put theirs right in the store window for everybody to look at. Even their draft-dodgers were not pursued and hounded. They were here on our streets, and most of them, unless they were breaking Canadian laws, were getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at home to spend here.
When the railways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it was the Americans who rebuilt them. When the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an old caboose. Both are still broke.
I can name you 5000 times when the Americans raced to the help of other people in trouble. Can you name me even one time when someone else raced to the Americans in trouble? I don't think there was outside help even during the San Francisco earthquake.
Our neighbors have faced it alone, and I'm one Canadian who is damned tired of hearing them get kicked around. They will come out of this thing with their flag high. And when they do, they are entitled to thumb their nose at the lands that are gloating over their present troubles. I hope Canada is not one of those.
Stand proud, America!"
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Thursday, September 13 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Nostradamus in Truth
Watch what you read. The following came from a trusted source. At the end of this text is a link to the false prophecies flying around.
"Out of the country of Greater Arabia
Shall be born a strong master of Mohammed...
He will enter Europe wearing a blue turban.
He will be the terror of mankind.
Never more horror."
Here, Nostradamus says that a man from Greater Arabia will lead his forces on an invasion through Europe. This invasion will start a third world war that will be far worse than all the other wars put together (Guentte). When will all this take place? In one quatrain Nostradamus gives us an exact date in which the war will be well under way.
"In the year 1999 and seven months
From the sky will come the great King of Terror.
He will bring back to life the King of the Mongols;
Before and after war reigns."
Nostradamus predicts the war will begin shortly before the year 1999 (Roberts 191). He also tells us how long the war will last.
"The war will last seven and twenty years. (Guentte)"
Nostradamus says that the war will be so terrible that the world will come face to face with final annihilation. Here, he implies that the war might involve some kind of horrible weapon, possibly nuclear. Nostradamus tells what the first target will be.
"The sky will burn at forty-five degrees.
Fire approaches the great new city."
In this phrase, Nostradamus refers to a great city in the new world of America near forty-five degrees latitude. Experts agree this could only be New York.
"By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none. (Guentte)"
Although Nostradamus 's predictions for our future sound frightening he does give us some hope by telling us how this third world war will end. He says it will end as a result of an unexpected alliance.
"When those of the Northern Pole are united,
In the East will be great fear and dread...
One day the two great leaders will be friends;
Their great powers will be seen to grow.
The New Land will be at the height of its power:
To the man of blood the number is reported."
The new land was a common term used by Nostradamus to refer to what we now call America. The countries of the northern pole could be Russia and the United States. We have recently seen the breakdown of Communism in Russia and an
increasing friendship between Russia and the U.S. (Reader's Digest
515).
More on the false Nostradamus prophercies click here for the Urban Legend site of you can not get it I have is here.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Tuesday, September 11 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Struck In The Heart
We wander through this day reflecting all that has happened. We venture through our daily chores and jobs and try to understand that pain and anger in our hearts. I was rudely awakened early this morning. I do not know the exact time. I was too tired to really remember. It was after 8:45 but before 9 am eastern time. My mom and my uncle are yelling up to me because a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.
It was not really registering in my brain. I was still waking up, trying the shake the sleep from my eyes. I had only gone to bed two hours priviously. The anouncer was saying apparntly a plane had crashed into the North Tower and no one was sure how this could happen. As I watched in sadness another, I saw something in the background moving toward the South Tower and then it hit.   It hit the back of the tower and flames shot out the front and it all went up in smoke. President Bush came on and said that America was under attack/terrorism and that we will hunt them down and punish them. Then the announcer annouces that the Pentagon has got hit as well.
 
We are informed that another plane had been hijacked but it crashed in Somerset, Penn. We are told that two of the planes were United and the other two were American Airlines. Then the South tower colapses and followed shortly by the North.
 The city is being covered in ash and soot and everyone is fleeing the scene.
America has seen what it feared. Many are suffering, missing ans killed. The counts are unknown, but it is certain the 4 planes were carrying 366 passenagers, 25 flight attendants, and 8 pilots. Little and little tid bits of info come in but nothing certain. President Bush comes on two more times and tell the American people that we still stand strong and this will only bring us together and we need to pray for hurt, missing and dead and thank all emergancy workers for doing a such a great job. The major suspect that has been named is Usama bin Laden and American wants to retaliate. But the question remains, who do we retaliate against? America has seen great tragedy today and we have come together as one to help our fellow man. We will stand tall and we will have justice.
This is a map of all the incidents.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, September 5 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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We venture onward into another month and we look back on our lives and think what? Not sure about that one. I am glad this site is still doing pretty good. Especially when we have sites that are gone like turdpile.com and scrote.net and iwantagirlfriend.com. It is a shame that theses site are gone and we shall misses them so this tells us that staying on the net is harder than one might think. So welcome, take your shoes off. Ugh . . . keep them on if you are going to smell up the place. Enjoy yourself and e-mail or bitch
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Site News
Going to have my man Jason from California posting on this site soon. He is cooking up some good rants. Keep an eye out.
Brave Pussy
Jokes
Funny Quote
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
Rose Dinner
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly." The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is red and has thorns." "Do you mean a rose?" "Yes," the man said. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Half Rent
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that
he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed a note: Dear Madam,
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent
of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment
I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Martha and Me
Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Martha's way #2: Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time.
My way: Buy the precooked kind you nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds. The hard part is getting them out of the plastic bag.
Martha's way #3: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
My way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha's way #4: To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard boiling.
My way: Who cares if they crack, aren't you going to take the shells off anyway?
Martha's way #5: To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.
My way: Sleep with the lemons in between the mattress and box springs.
Martha's way #6: To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop.
My way: Eat at Chili's every night and avoid cooking.
Martha's way #7: Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.
My way: Feed your garbage disposal and there won't be any leftovers.
Martha's way #8: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
My way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.
Martha's way #9: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up"
My way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
My motto: I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.
Martha's way #10: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
My way: Celery? Never heard of the stuff.
Martha's way #11: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
My way: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust and so I don't do it.
Martha's way #12: Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar to soften it.
My Way: Brown sugar is supposed to be "soft"?
Martha's way #13: When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness.
My Way: The only kind of corn I buy comes in a can.
Martha's way #14: To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh, but if it rises to the surface, throw it away.
My way: Eat, cook, or use the egg anyway. If you feel bad later, you will know it wasn't fresh.
Martha's way #15: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
My way: Martha, dear, the only reason this works is because you can't rub a lime on your forehead without getting lime juice in your eye, and then the problem isn't the headache anymore, it is because you are now blind.
Martha's way #16: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
My way: Leftover wine?
Martha's way #17: If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
My way: Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.
Martha's way #18: Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.
My way: Mashed potatoes will now be replacing the anti-bacterial soap in the handy dispenser next to my sink.
Martha's way #19: Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer. Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous china. Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets.
Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes. Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four
Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary).
My way: Put your jewelry, vases, and thermos in the toilet. Add some Alka-Seltzer and you have solved a whole bunch of problems at once.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Tuesday, August 28 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Welcome to ths growing site. Ok world, it is your faithful web designer here and I am doing pretty good. I know the updates are not doing so well. I have been failing to have the frequency I desire, but I am working on it. I have been pre-occupied with other stuff, like anime, goofing around and xboxcity.com, so I apologize. I have not really quite realized all that goes into a website until the last couple months, when I redesigned this site. All the previous websites, I had been working on were pretty small and realatively simple. The main site I used to run called In The Mind if My Madness was something I originally designed over 5 years ago and had very few updates here and there. So I decided to embark on something a little more involved and more personal in hope to have a more established home and meeting place on this vast net. I welcome you back to the page and I welcome any comments and suggestions. You can post in the forums or please send them too leejs@tothemoonandback.org Site News
SITE IS BACK!!!! I think I cursed myself when I said in the last post that the site was stable with minimal downtime. Cause little while after those words uttered themselves from my lips that the server decided that it would play dead.
The problem was that it was playing too damn well and decided to actually die. Or that is atleast how I am telling the story. It goes a little something like this.
I restart the computer it needed a good restart. And i see that the mother board diagnostic lights are lighting up all red and nothing is happening. It has happened before and I was not to terribly surprised.
I was not sure what was casue this problem, but it certainly was not the first. I assumed previously it was a hard drive overheating. I think now it was the processor. Maybe all the DVD ripping had been giving it too much of a work out. Anyways, I get out the manual for the board after failed attempts to revive it. It says that the 4 reds lights mean that it is not recognizing the processor. I pop it out and put it back in. Nothing. Same damn thing. Now I was getting pissed and worried. I do it again and let it cool down for a bit and still the same thing. I decided to hit the sack and try again.
The next morning yielded more of the same and I was pissed. I went to the store to get a new and better heatsink. I put it on and somewhere in me putting it on I damaged the motherboard and the processor. I am not sure at how many attempts to get it to work this happened. I did not know what to do. I got a new mother board Sunday. Because at that point I was sure something was wrong with the current board, so that was a 100 bucks. I get home start doing it all and nothing, natta. Ugh, I was really upset and stores were closed by now. Now my fears were saying it was the processor not the mother board, but during all of this as well I smashed the top part of the processor with the heaksink casue this damn thing was so tight. I was pissed even more. As I stated originally I bought a new processor today and put it in the new mother board and bam! It is working but I wondered what about the original mother board. I take a look at it to see if it is damaged anywhere and I noticed that it was and I realized that I needed both things anyway. The thing most feeling the residual effects of all of this is my wallet and my nerves. I do not like my site being down. And it was from end of last week to today. I haved moved it to a new computer and all is well again. Or so I hope. Keep your fingers crossed.
It is Back Baby!
Jokes
Funny Quote
"Get away from that Ficus. That is a jiz free Ficus"
- Stiffler American Pie 2
Bubble Butt
This wife wanted to do something special for her husband on their 20th wedding anniversary so she decided to get a tattoo. She goes to the tattoo parlor, and tells the guy why she wants to get a tattoo. "Do you have any suggestions of what I should have
tattooed?" she asks. "Well, does your husband have any pet names for you?" he inquires. "Why yes he does. He sometimes calls me Bubble Butt." she replied. "Then that's it! We'll tattoo a "B" on each of your butt checks so that he will always remember Bubble Butt." She gets the tattoo and goes home all excited about this gift she will be giving to her husband. He's sitting on the couch reading the paper and she starts to dance around the living room. She dances and dances and dances but she can't get him to turn his attention from the paper. After a while she goes up to him, moves the paper, hikes up her skirt, bends over and says, "Look!" He looks at her newly tattooed ass, feels a bit puzzled, and finally says, "Who's BOB?"
Teed Off
This lawyer was so fanatical about his golf game that he played every day. One morning after he has competed the first hole and was just about ready to tee off on the second, he noticed the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen putting alone on the first green. The lawyer waited until the woman had reached the second tee and asked if she would like to join him, and they could finish together. To his surprise, the woman agreed, and they played the remaining holes. Not only was this woman beautiful, she was also a good golfer. When they completed their round, the lawyer told the woman that, not only was he a lawyer, but he was also a cordon bleu chef and wine buff. He invited her back to his place for a meal and a few drinks.
The woman accepted enthusiastically and off they went. Back at the house, the lawyer cooked a magnificent meal. In fact, it was more than just cooking; it was a performance
to behold. They enjoyed good food, good wine and good
conversation. After the meal, the woman repaid the lawyer
with the best oral sex he had ever experienced. The lawyer was so taken by the beauty and skill of this woman that he desired her to no end. He then asked if she would like to play golf the following morning, to which she agreed. Once again, they enjoyed a great game of golf together, a magnificent evening meal, and once more the lawyer received sensational oral sex. This went on for three weeks, when the lawyer finally said, "Listen, the golf and the company has been fantastic! But, there is only so much oral sex a man can take. When are we going to go at it?" "We can't." said the woman. "Why not?" cried the lawyer. "Because I'm a transvestite." replied the woman. "YOU BITCH!" screamed the lawyer. "I can't believe you have been playing off the LADIES' TEES FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS!!!"
Affair
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...(She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Thursday, August 23 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Welcome to ths growing site. Ok world, it is your faithful web designer here and I am doing pretty good. I know the updates are not doing so well. I have been failing to have the frequency I desire, but I am working on it. I have been pre-occupied with other stuff, like anime, goofing around and xboxcity.com, so I apologize. I have not really quite realized all that goes into a website until the last couple months, when I redesigned this site. All the previous websites, I had been working on were pretty small and realatively simple. The main site I used to run called In The Mind if My Madness was something I originally designed over 5 years ago and had very few updates here and there. So I decided to embark on something a little more involved and more personal in hope to have a more established home and meeting place on this vast net. I welcome you back to the page and I welcome any comments and suggestions. You can post in the forums or please send them too leejs@tothemoonandback.org
Site News
I am glad to say that the site has been up pretty steadily now that DNS problems have been worked out. I have been searching for people to help keep this site growing and full of content and so far I have a guy names Justin who will be posting and becoming a solid part of this site. So keep your eye out for some new info and some fresh views.
What the Hell has Joe been doing?
Hmm, that is a good question. This past week has been a good one. I have been busy one the net. That has been taking up a crap load of time and unforunatley it is not a very productive thing. I have been playing with Direct Connect. It s a pretty cool program from a place called Neo Modus. It has been a around for sometime but it only recently has hit a pretty high usage. The client itself is not the most stabe thing and I get errors of all kinds and have to restart more times than I would like too. But it is a great file sharing network, and I can see that it is improving and this is always good. It has been a popular place for me to get anime. I love my anime, but know I am running out of hard drive space.
I have also been playing around with divx encoding and have become decent at it, but I am working at improving my skills and decreasing the file sizes. If you want more in depth info about me check out the Know JavaJoe and my livejournal. Post in the forums with your opinions
Jokes
Funny Quote
"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' "
- Bruce Baum
Satan Comes to Church
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of he church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Do you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Irish Art
A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; 2 have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the Irish artist walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I'm the artist who painted it." The man says "Well, we like the painting but don't understand why you have 3 naked African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis, while the other two have a black penis." The Irish artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting. They're not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch."
How much is the Barbie in the Window?
A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't yet bought her a gift. So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" The sales clerk replied in a condescending tone, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." The overwhelmed man asked, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 and all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious!" said the sales clerk. "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture.
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Posted by JavaJoe96 on Wednesday, August 8 2001 @ 12:00 AM
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Welcome to the site. I want to apologize for the screwed up DNS which has been casuing this site to be down. I am in the process of changing DNS servers so bare with me for a couple weeks. Is there anybody willing to host the DNS for this sever. I hope this to be a musch shorter time period, so if you can not reasch the site give it a little time it will be back. I am trying to keep this site updated on a more frequent and timely basis as well ashave more content. I appreciate you, the reader, taking the time to visit my site and reading the info within and I only want to make this a daily visit on you quest on the net. Any suggestions or comments please e-mail
Site News
DNS is a pain in the butt. I am trying out services at hn.org and am abadoning granitecanyon.org cause they suck. Any other suggrestions,please let me know. I also work on Xboxcity. Check it out.
Truth - What's really up in Florida
Now we know what is up in Florida. We are getting an idea of what is running through their minds. Or at leaset a damn funny liscense plate. Post in the forums with your opinions
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Funny Quote
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods
Go G
A beautiful blonde woman, a less attractive woman, Bill Clinton, and George Bush were all sitting on a train. The train goes into a tunnel and everything goes dark. Soon after they all hear a "slap". As the train comes out of the tunnel and the compartment is lit back up, everyone sees a red mark on Bill Clinton's cheek. The blonde thinki | | | | |
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