Terror on TV!!

Posted by JavaJoe96 on Sunday, July 22 2001 @ 8:10 PM

When I woke up this morning I was dead tired and suffering from sleep deprivation. I was up for one reason, and one reason alone, so the air conditioner guy could come and fix it. My eyes were buring from the lack of sleep and coherence, so I turned on the tv to help wash away the sleep. I failed.

The tv buzzed to life and slowly came into focus and was wondering what would be on. Some re-run or maybe a cartoon, but I was not prepared for the horror that was to bestall my eyes. It was like taking salt and thowing it into my already burning eyes. I wailed, TURN IT OFF!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN IT OFF!! and proceeded to fall back on my bed in pain.
What is this the cast of some Burlesque show.

What you ask was this horrible monstrosity that was causing me so much pain and anguish? Baywatch Hawaii. I find it unfathomable that this horendous series of no plot could play out for so long. I mean come one people, this is going to be the highlight of these actors and actresses carers if you will go so far as to call them such. But I guess if that was the only acting job I could get I would take it.

Are they Charlie's Angel Vixens or Baywatch Bimbos? I think that speaks for itself.

Maybe I have missed out on the phenomon called Baywatch, but I think not. I have only been able to watch 3/4 of an episode before I had to revisit with my lunch again. I assume some of you find some entertaining value to it. If I want to see good looking women in a completely usless plot with no usefulness I can watch a porn. Atleast then I would be seeing something that would have a purpose.

Look at those skimpy clothles. And the slut is hanging on two different guys.

Enjoy yourself and emailor bitch in the forums.